Becoming a goblin's plaything and it being live streamed to the world.

Of course, this isn’t the kind of issue that ends easily with a simple “I’ll just forget about it~.”

You could chalk up the first floor as a medical accident and move on, but this time, I straight up shot a full-on sleazy AV scene with a goblin, without even trying to make excuses.

'If I were a woman, would I have seriously gone to the Han River (commit suicide) after this?'

Sure, I took some damage too, but after doing some intense, sweaty grinding for over two hours, my body and brain have cooled off to the point I feel absolutely nothing now.

It’s kind of like eating fire noodles and then eating Shin Ramyun afterwards.

This one’s spicy too, sure, but after the earlier shock, it just feels like, “Hmm... is that all?”

So, "Thank you everyone! That’ll be it for today!"

I was about to end the stream when,

BOOOM!!!

• Yo streamer, aren’t you gonna show us the second floor reward before you go? lol

• Damn, the viewers here are really serious about the Tower... Girl just got wrecked, and y’all care about the reward first lol

• Rewards are serious business, y'know~

• Reward reward reward reward

• You gotta go to the next floor too

• Gotta do what needs to be done~

"Ah, right. I’ll just pick the reward real quick."

I almost ended the stream without claiming the most important thing.

[Choose your A-Rank reward.]

It’s an A-rank reward. It's a bit of a shame it’s not S-rank, but considering it was six goblins and a hobgoblin, it feels about right.

"Hmmm... What should I choose?"

In front of me were tons of palm-sized cards.

Each one had a job name like Warrior, Archer, Mage, Priest, and... Prostitute, along with a cute SD-style illustration representing them, all shining with a golden border signifying their A-rank.

'Wait, what the hell is with that prostitute one?'

Didn’t even look at that one properly before I deleted it fast.

• What the?

• Did I just see what I think I saw?

• Wasn’t that a prostitute card?

• Damn, your hands are too fast, I couldn’t see

• Something flashed past...

• What was that?

• I swear I saw prostitute, or am I tripping?

• A woman with a spear?

• Nah, the drawing looked kinda lewd too.....

"Okay okay, enough about that weird stuff. The one I’m choosing is..."

The selection process is simple.

If you tap the one labeled [Archer] with an image of a woman holding a bow, the card flips over and reveals:

Agility +3

Strength +2

Allows you to learn one basic skill related to archery.

And so on, giving you a description.

Floors 1 through 10 all have set reward concepts. They’re called tutorial floors for a reason.

Among them, the second floor is the one where you choose which direction to go moving forward.

In game terms, it’s like picking your class.

"Hmm..."

• Based on the way she used that staff, warrior type seems like a safe pick?

• Nah, her mana pool is boosted by 200%. Obviously should go Mage.

• Real talk, if not for that poison dart BS...

• Why would she go melee mage lol

• Still, the combat was impressive as hell

• Path of the Warrior let’s gooo

• She fights well, I recommend Warrior

• Path of the Mage gogo

• Staff girl Lee Dohee, let’s go~~~!

• Wherever she learned it, spear or staff route looks best?

• I wanna see her become a mage and just spam high-tier spells~

Hmmm......

Most people seem to expect me to choose Warrior or Mage.

'I chose Warrior in my past life...'

But I can’t walk the same path as my previous life.

Back then, I started with a busted trait called Weapon Master, which boosted all stats by 50% and maxed weapon proficiency across the board. I used that to go up the Tower as a spellblade using every weapon available.

But look at my traits now:

Strength +10%

Agility -50%

Defense +100%

Mana +100%

Mana +100%

Because of this weird onahole trait, even if I walk the same path, it won’t be efficient.

Not only that, there are hidden fusion traits that appear later by combining what you have and what you gain, and I wouldn’t be able to use them properly if I go down that old route.

So, does that mean I’m screwed?

No.

'I found a better path.'

Choice and focus.

Having used all weapons in my past life, I know the traits of nearly every awakened elite from every guild.

There’s a most efficient path to becoming stronger, known only to me.

I didn’t spend a whole week just working out and admiring myself in the mirror.

I organized everything in my head—the traits, weapons, and gear I need, even if I deviate from the path midway due to my current traits.

So what I will choose on the second floor is—

Mana +3

Defense +2

Allows you to learn one basic magic spell.

Path of the Priest.

This is the first reward that will brightly illuminate the path I’ll walk from now on.

『Selection complete. Blessings on your journey.』

『Please choose one basic spell.』

• ???

• ?

• Is this chick serious?

• Suddenly Priest?

• She has a lot of mana, but...

• Eh?

• Is she serious lol

• If you got that much mana, shouldn’t you go Mage? What even is this?

• ????

• Dohee?

• Hello???

Priests are, simply put, support class.

But the percentage of people who pick Priest on floor 2 is less than 1%.

Why? Simple.

Their survival rate is abysmally low. That’s it.

Unless you’re some mutant muscle monster, there’s no way to survive past floor 10 or in the solo-only floors later with a support class.

"Hold on, I’ll explain this time. First, I’ll just learn one basic spell."

And the spell I’ll learn is...

[Haste Lv.1]

Consumes 5 mana to increase Agility by 1 for 1 hour.

• Huh?

• ?????

• What is that?

• The hell is this bullshit?

• Just 1??

• Only 1, seriously lol

• Dohee....

• ????

• This might be the worst pick ever lol

Okay, I get it.

Even though I fought damn well with a staff, skipping Warrior might be okay.

Even if I have tons of mana, maybe it makes sense to pick Priest instead of Mage.

But if all that leads to is a measly +1 Agility?

Of course people explode...

"Wait a minute!!!"

‘I do have my reasons.’

• Bullshit~

• Explain yourself

• Me

• ??

• Dohee, c'mon now

• Bruh

• Explain~~

There’s no need to wait until later.

The viewers supporting me deserve to understand this.

It might have been fine before, but now they are officially the ones raising me up.

They have every right to question my decisions.

"Listen, boosting Agility by 1 with just 5 mana is actually a win."

• ?

• That’s not the issue though?

• How is that a win?

• Info) If you go Warrior and learn [Rage], your Strength goes up by 2.

• Please explain

• Yeah we definitely need an explanation lol

"Let’s do some basic math. My mana is boosted by 200% thanks to my traits, right? But because of the -50% Agility trait, it takes double the effort to raise it by 1. That means Agility has 6 times the value. So investing 5 mana to gain 1 Agility is worth it."

That’s assuming Strength, Agility, Defense, and Mana all have equal value.

And they do.

Even though my current Mana stat is 60 and looks bloated, the stat gain per floor is the same across the board.

There are people who have low Mana but high Strength, so it balances out.

• ???

• That adds up numerically but...

• Can someone double-check the math?

• Us liberal arts folks will step out for a moment

• If you can’t do this math, go jump off a cliff

• Summary) Mana stat has 6x the value of Agility stat

• But that’s not the issue!!

"Keep the questions coming. I’ll answer everything right here."

This is a crucial matter.

This is about trust between me and my viewers.

The conversation might drag a bit, so I sit down comfortably on a nearby rock.

• So what's the opportunity cost of choosing Priest instead? Using a previous example, if you'd gone Warrior and got Strength +3, Agility +1, Defense +1, then learned [Rage], you'd gain 2 more Strength for free. Isn't that better overall?

• Oh...

• He's right? What is Dohee doing?

[Rage] skill, huh... I used that in the past too. I know it well.

"Nope. It might look that way now, but it's definitely not a better deal. The [Rage] skill weakens emotional control, so everyone ditches it once they reach high awakening levels."

When you use [Rage], your emotional control drops. I’ve seen countless teammates lose it and break formation, charging recklessly because they got mad or someone next to them died.

"Let’s also compare how things look in the mid-game. [Rage Lv.10] gives +20 Strength. But [Haste Lv.10] gives +20 Agility for just 15 Mana. With my trait multiplier, that’s the equivalent of +40 Agility using only 5 Mana. Even if you adjust Strength for its multiplier and subtract 22, I still come out ahead by 3 stat points. Considering [Rage] becomes obsolete later, the difference becomes massive.”

You flip the value at just level 10. Considering my Haste was level 88 before I died, the gap would be huge.

"And the 3 Mana and 2 Defense from the Priest path reward already add up to 13 stat points in value, which outpaces the total stat gain from choosing Warrior. So even the initial stat value comparison is flawed."

• Hold up, calculating...

• I have no idea what she’s saying...

• Summary) It’s already worth it now, and it becomes insane later.

• Thought Dohee was just a ditz, guess not?

• Why'd you count Agility 20 as 40?

"Because in my case, to actually gain 20 Agility, I have to increase it by 40. That’s why."

• Wait, but don’t your buffs get halved too?

• Ahem, if you're not awakened, stay silent.

• You don’t know buffs and gear are calculated separately?

• At least learn the mechanics before speaking...

• Normies don’t belong in awakened discourse lol

• LMAO

Exactly what they said in chat.

Base stats and buffs are treated differently.

Take my Agility stat, for example. Even after tons of potions and exercise, it’s at 14, but the actual value is only 7.

But when I use a buff to increase it by 1, it goes straight to 8, no 50% penalty.

Why? Because traits, potions, and exercise affect the body internally, so they interact with each other.

Mana, however, is an external power and thus unaffected.

Same goes for gear and artifacts—stat boosts from those don’t interact with traits and are purely additive.

"That’s why I’m going Priest and stacking stats this way. Instead of struggling with traits that give a penalty to certain stats, I’ll boost them externally with buffs and gear—it’s way more efficient."

Simply put, Choice and focus.

• Then what about other combat skills and traits?

"You just buy them. The early Tower skills get replaced anyway, right? Might as well learn something proper from the start."

• Still means you’ll be weaker now, right?

"But I got a Defense and Agility boost, so the gap won’t be that big. Also, after fighting those goblins today, I can tell—I could clear up to floor 9 even now."

I mean it. Floors 2 to 9 have similar combat difficulty.

If I cleared floor 2 this easily, I can handle even the bullshit difficulty spikes.

• Still, there’s no guarantee you’ll make it to 9 safely, right?

"You can’t have everything. This is my gamble, but I have solid reasons. If I think I won’t die, I’ll take a little risk now to gain more later."

A good analogy... Ah, that game I used to play!

"If you’re laning and you think you won’t die, would you go home while giving up CS and letting your tower take hits? Or would you farm up, buy a core item, then teleport back?" [TL: LoL reference which I don’t get.]

• What

• Oh?

• Obviously the second one.....

• Wait, were you a LoL player?

• lololol

• Makes perfect sense now~

• For real, gotta get that Trinity Force core item~

• How the hell does she know that game?

• I don’t even play that but I get it

• So it’s like blocking entrance, ditching workers, and expanding instead lol

• Even used traditional strategy metaphors now lol

• Didn’t get anything until now, but that made everything click

A bunch of lurkers started chiming in once they heard something familiar.

"And the important thing isn’t just getting a few stat points."

• Then what is important?

• Wasn’t the whole point to get value?

"Direction, why go through all this just for a couple stat points? From now on, Agility is going in the trash, and I’m focusing everything on the other stats."

Not just bonus stats.

You gain new traits as you climb the Tower too.

For example, the trait gives:

Agility -10

Strength +10

Mana +10

If that Agility penalty gets applied to me, it’ll only be -5 due to the -50% modifier, so I barely get penalized.

That’s what I mean by trashing Agility.

​

Meanwhile, there were people who couldn’t keep up with the conversation between Lee Dohee and her viewers...

[Tower Climbing Support Gallery]

Title: What the hell is up with Dohee’s stream? [photo]

Content:

The thumbnail clearly showed this chick half-naked in that pose, so I clicked in all excited, and what the hell—she’s doing a damn 100-minute debate?

Like seriously, jizz is dripping out of her pussy hole and she’s sitting there half-naked having a heated discussion, what the actual hell;;

I was gonna drop some sexual harassment in the chat, but the mood’s too serious, so now I’m just quietly watching her boobs bounce around.

​

Comments:

• For real, I have no idea what they’re talking about.

• Something about agility... values, multipliers, formulas... fuck this!!!

• They're still going?

└ OP: Yeah, the people who came in just to jerk off are quietly backing out.

• Is this Dohee’s version of weeding out fake fans? No one but the die-hards understand a word of this.

└ A hundred thousand ants got wrecked lol

• They’re taking this way too seriously, I don’t even wanna troll anymore;;

• Since when did her viewers get this serious? Weren’t they just a bunch of horny pervs?

└ During that one-week training arc, a bunch of real fans joined in. The ones debating now are all serious as hell.

└ If you check the profiles of the ones debating, they’re major donors from other awakened streamers’ chats ㄷㄷ

└ Then yeah, makes sense. They’re probably hardcore fans who quit climbing the Tower and now just sponsor others.

└ That’s some real Tower Climber Support energy...

└ We’re fake compared to that lol

• What the hell are you even saying? After you cum five times, you automatically start participating in the debate.

└ Fuck, that’s actually true LOL

└ For real, everyone in her chat is in monk mode now

└ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ(lol)

• If it weren’t for the LoL analogy, I wouldn’t have understood any of it lol

└ What analogy?

└ “If you think you won’t die in lane, are you gonna go home while missing CS and getting tower plates taken? Or farm gold, buy a core item, and TP back?” That one lol

└ So basically, Dohee is the duckhook carry

“I believe this: if you can’t give up anything, you can’t achieve anything. I’ll take a bit of risk early on, ditch that minus-percentage agility, and go all-in on overgrowing my mana. Then I’ll use that mana to buff up other stats. The Priest class is the only one that lets me do that.”

• That’s way too risky...

• If you run out of mana, you could get insta-killed

• Most people twist themselves into knots to remove a penalty, but she’s just embracing it??

• Has anyone else ever done it like this among high awakeners?

• So she’s banking on late-game value?

• I’ve never seen it

“There probably hasn’t been. Honestly, I didn’t want to do this either, but because of that weird trait...”

• Ack lol

• Can’t resist the Onahole Body...

• For real, the trait penalty and advantage gap is insane. Most traits are like +10~30%, and hers is like 100%. 50%. LOL

• Then how will you get the 3rd floor reward?

“Oh, the 3rd floor reward? That’s...”

​

After another 30 minutes of extra discussion, she finally convinced the viewers.

• Alright, you’re clearly more serious than we are

• So the idea is: stabilize early game to make late-game investment safer

• Go achieve your dream, Dohee...

• We hereby crown you the true Tower Climbing Girl

• I kinda get what you’re saying now ㅇㅇ

• I’ll trust you for now... but next time, give us a heads-up before pulling something like this

• Yeah, seriously give us a warning next time, I was so fucking confused lol

“Ah, sorry about that. I’ll let you all know in advance before any sudden moves from now on.”

Now that I think about it, I was only thinking from my perspective. The viewers must’ve been really caught off guard.

Anyway, after that heartfelt discussion ends...

[DoheeTunaIsSoFuckingTasty has donated 100,000 won]

Dohee, okay we get it, now go take a damn birth control pill, you're gonna get pregnant

“Oh…”

• LOL

• We totally forgot about that

• Jesus Christ lol

• Sorry, too late, fertilization complete~

• lololol

• Ack

• Dohee’s egg—gone!

• She’s already implanted, rip

“What do you mean fertilized!! And no, I won’t be taking birth control pills.”

• ????

• Wait what?

• What did you just say...

• ?

• What?

• Did I hear that wrong?

• Huh?

• Did you suddenly want to get pregnant??

• ?

• Are you saying you’re gonna give birth to a goblin child or something??

• What the fuck, did you really just walk back what you said 10 seconds ago lol

• Sudden move again, you crazy bitch!!

• LOL

• Can’t believe what I’m hearing. Surely you don’t actually want to get pregnant… right?

Yeah, I get why they’re reacting like this.

But when exactly am I supposed to take that pill and flush the goblin jizz out of my womb? Honestly, from the looks of it, I’d have to stand in the shower for a whole day scraping out the insides.

Rather than go through all that, and since I wanna prove my theory works quickly anyway,

“That’s not it, everyone. I’m going straight to the 3rd floor now.”

• LMAOOOO

• She’s going straight there? Holy shit

• Bro she’s actually doing it?

• “I take the Tower seriously.”

• She saw the angle and went for it, that’s how it’s done

• Knew it, I totally saw this coming

• So satisfying

• Oh right, next floor gives full recovery anyway

• LET’S GOOOO!!!!

• Another sudden move lol

• She’s just straight up Tower-obsessed now LOL

• She’s totally unhinged, what the hell

• This is the true TowerClimbingGirl... gets gangbanged for 2 hours, then heads straight to the next floor;;