Chapters
- Chapter 30.1
- Chapter 29.2
- Chapter 29.1
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 21.2
- Chapter 21.1
- Chapter 20.2
- Chapter 20.1
- Chapter 19.2
- Chapter 19.1
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 11.2
- Chapter 11.1
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 0
Typography
I’ve Become an Onahole, But I’ll Still Climb The Tower - 14
In an instant, my body is transported to a pure white waiting room.
“Ahh, that feels fresh!!”
All foreign substances on my body are removed, my stamina and wounds fully restored. Even the discomfort I’d been feeling in my lower abdomen is completely gone.
And now I'm dressed in something that looks like what Western bureaucrats from the medieval era might wear.
‘Keh... this is why I keep climbing the tower.’
[Please choose your weapon]
Just like on the second floor, weapons rise up in a circle around me.
What are we picking this time?
Just choose whatever you're good at
An axe works too
Let’s kill, let’s kill
Go for a weapon made for massacres
Anything that’s good at killing people
Might need a warning label this time
?? What shows up on the 3rd floor?
Why are these guys suddenly turning into mass murderers?
There’s a reason they’re saying such brutal things...
[Climbers’ Support Gallery]
[Title]: Newbies, stop asking about the 3rd floor and read this
[Content]:
Seems like some folks who don’t usually pay attention are here, so I’ll explain what the 3rd floor is about.
The theme of the 3rd floor is ‘massacre.’ There’s a bit of an opening story about catching a culprit or something, but ignore that and just head into the village they send you to. Don’t ask, don’t hesitate—just kill every human you see.
That’s it.
And for the record, this isn’t just my opinion—this is the ‘official guide.’
[Comments]:
???
What you’re really seeing on the 3rd floor is this: “Can you kill innocent people?”
They’re all virtual characters anyway, so isn’t it fine to just kill them all?
ㄴ Well... you’ll see, it’s insanely realistic;;
I don’t get it;; Can’t you just solve the case?
ㄴ They said don’t.
ㄴ If you do, survival rate drops below 10%.
Technically there is a way to solve the case...
“I’ll go with the spear this time.”
A spear about 1.5 meters long—an awkward length, but just right for handling with this body.
Spear’s not bad...
Judging by how you handle staffs, spear should be fine too
Okay okay
Let’s gooo!!!
But before I head in, there’s something I want to say.
“This time, I’m going to try for the true ending.”
The true ending.
One of the ways to increase the reward tier from the tower.
It’s not just passively adjusted based on difficulty, it can also be upgraded by actively making decisions during play to earn better rewards.
Besides the true ending, there are hidden endings and party contribution ratings that can also lead to higher rewards.
But why would anyone aim for that?
Because the difficulty is insanely high. That’s why the Awakened Association and all six major guilds explicitly warn against attempting the true ending on the 3rd floor.
There may be a strategy guide? Sure. But their stance is: ‘Someone like you can’t do it.’
Same goes for me. The trials aren’t always the same, so there will definitely be things even I can’t overcome.
“Everyone, I’m not saying I’ll absolutely go for the true ending. I’ll check the conditions and try it if it seems doable.”
I’m not 100% sure either. But it’d feel like such a waste to end it like this.
Among the tutorial floors, the only ones where you can attempt a true ending are the 3rd and 4th floors. Considering how important early choices are, I think it's worth a shot.
Hmmmmm...
Right, you check the setup first, and if it’s a no-go, follow the normal route?
So you’re giving us a heads-up this time
A heads-up (10 seconds before entry)
lololololol
Whatever, at least he did give a heads-up~
If it seems too hard, just massacre them
“Thanks for believing in me. I’m heading in now!!!”
I surrender my body to the white glow, praying that I meet the conditions for the true ending.
A vast blue sky.
Clop... clop...
Sitting atop a slowly moving horse, I feel a light swaying as we travel down a bumpy dirt road.
In the distance, across the wide-spread wheat fields, a tiny village comes into view.
[You are an investigator of the kingdom. Catch the culprit and solve the case.]
A very simple directive.
From here, I just head to the village and catch the culprit and—yeah, as if it’s really that easy.
If I just stroll in like, “I’m an investigator! Cooperate!!” I’ll be skewered on a spear in no time.
Unless your persuasion skills are out of this world, most of the villagers are so consumed with hatred toward investigators that they’ll attack on sight. So the 'official guide’ is to not ask anything and just massacre the villagers.
Let’s have a meeting first?
Hold up
No rush here, right? Let’s take a break
They’re right—there’s no need to charge in.
“Yes, let’s assess the situation first.”
I dismount and unpack my belongings.
“This is my ID... useless travel supplies... and here we go. Let’s read this together.”
When you’re in another world, gathering intel is top priority.
Investigation log.
Reading this should give a rough idea of this trial’s structure.
<Inspector’s Record, Kingdom Surveillance Bureau, 2nd Heizen Branch>
[Date Written]: Imperial Year 472, June 14
[Case Name]: Investigation into the series of rape incidents in the city of Koshba.
"Serial... rape?"
Why am I getting a bad feeling about this?
Still, I ignore it and keep reading.
[Record Keeper]: Pitsina Ibenstein
‘My name is Pitsina? Last name Ibenstein? So I’m a noble… I guess?’
[Summary]: This inspector was dispatched to the village of Boringer to investigate the serial rape case in the city of Koshba. Records show that the perpetrator's time of attack always coincided with Boringer’s outgoing traffic, making it highly likely that a prime suspect resides there.
[Victims]: Lilia Bellonia and more than 20 others, estimated.
[Perpetrator Description]: A large-built, middle-aged man. Big scar on the lower abdomen. Enormous p
* length. Slight curve, angled upward for stabbing motion…
Thwap!
I quickly shut the case file.
"Yeah, I think that’s enough. Looks like the investigation only started because a noblewoman became a victim. The scar on the lower abdomen seems to be the key piece of evidence."
lololol
That’s what counts as a case file?
Filthy noble-centric world
Why’d you skip that part? The extreme d
size is important evidence20 commoners just get an "etc" huh...
Why is the d
described in such detail, what about his face?
"Yeah... it says the face wasn’t identified since he wore a mask. Anyway, you all saw that, right?"
Yeah
We saw... right?
Yup
What
??
Why
"What do you mean, why? Hurry up and figure out who the culprit is."
Huh?
Me??
???
How the hell are we supposed to know just from that??
???
Us??
"Ah, never mind if you don’t know."
There’s a reason I said something so random.
It might seem like the tower gives a brand new trial each time, but that’s not quite true.
Surprisingly, there are times when the trials are exactly the same.
For example, the city mentioned in the case file, Koshba, is one I’m already familiar with—it belongs to the Duchy of Heizen in the Kingdom of Luminous.
How do I know that?
‘It’s the city where we fought the Demon King’s army on the 33rd floor... Looks peaceful now though.’
Different time period, but it was a real city in a real world.
There’s a common theory—still unproven—that the tower doesn’t create new trials from scratch, but rather replicates or reconstructs historical events from various worlds.
As proof, you can choose to leave and wander around this fantasy world instead. You could return to Koshba to gather more evidence, or just ignore everything and go vacation in a beach town.
I never tried it on the 1st or 2nd floors, but if I wanted to, I could’ve turned around and walked out. The reason people don’t is because doing so might trigger a difficulty spike or throw you into a worse trial later on.
There was even a case where someone failed to catch the culprit on the 3rd floor and five years later, the perpetrator died somewhere else, returning the player to the real world.
Anyway, the point is, the cases aren’t infinite. So sometimes, other players end up getting assigned the same ones. That’s why I asked the viewers.
"Well… looks like no one here’s done this case before or they never reported it."
There’s a procedure for reporting cases that match perfectly, but honestly, about 50% of people skip it, and the rest only report it within their own guild.
‘And here I was, trying so hard to make that system work…’
Turns out, if you die and then report it, you don’t get any government compensation.
Let’s just kill everyone
Massacre ending let’s goooo
Chargeee~~~
Let’s wipe them all out clean
???: Just die
We don’t know who the culprit is. The villagers won’t even try to cooperate. If they don’t shoot arrows the moment you arrive, that’s already lucky.
So if you just kill everyone, the culprit dies too—case closed. Nice and simple.
Aside from a few vigilantes, most are just farmers or elderly women, so with a surprise attack, it’s actually easier than you’d think.
But—
"No, this one feels like a real shot at the true ending. Am I the only one who sees a way forward?"
I’m going to see the true ending of the 3rd floor trial.
[Climbers’ Support Gallery]
[Title]: If you’re curious about the 3rd floor’s true ending, get in here...
[Content]:
There’s way too many damn questions about this, so read this instead of asking me.
To get the true ending, you need to capture only the real culprit without killing a single villager.
Sounds easy, right? But the village on the 3rd floor is messed up because a previous investigator falsely accused and executed someone innocent, or committed sexual assault—just total scumbag behavior. So it’s really hard.
But not impossible.
You can try persuading them with pure speech, kidnapping in secret, there are multiple ways.
Each trial has slight variations, so there’s no one guaranteed method. It’s just brutally hard.
There’s a reason why the reward tier jumps a whole level if you get the true ending.
"Alright, I’ll strip now."
??
ohhh damn
O
Step 1: strip
I support this stripping
Are we entering as a prostitute?
Stripppp...
"I mean, I have to disguise myself to even get inside, right?"
They hate investigators so much they won’t cooperate with an investigation? Then just enter the village with a different job, right?
And what’s the ultimate jack-of-all-trades job in a medieval fantasy setting?
‘An adventurer~’
Rustle~
I remove the fancy-looking shirt and accessories and bury them lightly in the dirt nearby.
Then I roll around on the ground once to make the rest of my clothes nice and grimy, stretch and tug at them until they look ragged.
‘Hmm... these pants too…’
The leather on these pants is too high-quality. No way a random adventurer would wear something like this. So I toss them aside and rip the edge of my cloak, tying it around like a makeshift skirt.
‘Hmm, and the underwear’s too...’
Even the fancy lacey underwear—off it goes.
I also smear a bit of dirt on my face to make it look more natural, and tie up the horse carrying my gear near the coat that marks me as an investigator.
“How do I look? They’ll get a rough idea of what kind of job I have, right?”
This isn’t my first time doing something like this in the tower. Most cases get resolved through brute force, but there were definitely ones that didn’t.
Disguise and infiltration are just basic skills at this point~ you know what I mean.
?
Yo, did you see that?
Lol, that method actually makes sense
But is it okay tho? lmao
Whoa… as expected of the Tower Goddess
You’re seriously going with that?
I saw a little something there…
Got a taste once and now she’s hooked…
Ohhh?
Suddenly seeing that true ending possibility lol
“Umm? R-Right? Seems doable, right?”
The reactions are kind of weird… but at least everyone seems positive.
fr she’s actually considering going in as a prostitute;;
Would be easy to spot the scar on the lower belly tho
Dohee even thinking of the service scenes…
Hehehe… how much for a round?
Gotta admit, prostitute’s a solid choice;;
Prostitute = Free pass
fr who the hell would think a noble investigator came disguised as a hooker lol
Selling her body to climb the tower omg
Yup, Tower Goddess can be a hooker too
...Huh?
Prosti… tute?
Something’s off. What the hell are these guys talking about now?
“Guys... What are you saying... Isn’t it obvious? I’m an adventurer! A-D-V-E-N-T-U-R-E-R!!!”
A prostitute? What the hell do they think I am?!
What part of that outfit looks like an adventurer?
I mean, I can maybe excuse the clothes, but the chest…
That’s supposed to be an adventurer?
God I wish I could show her a mirror
Fact: Anyone would see her as a prostitute
Being generous? Maybe a refugee
When the wind blows…
Can someone explain what exactly is wrong here?
Umm;;
Ah…
That’s weird. I could dress like this when I was a guy and everyone said I looked like an adventurer...
Just then,
Ding~
[Abalone Porridge Master has donated 50,000 won]
What kind of adventurer walks around with their boobs practically hanging out?! And when the wind blows, your whole damn clam is on display, you exhibitionist perverted prostitute!!!
“Huh?”
Gasp!
Abalone lmfaooooooo
Abalone I’m crying lol
Her insides went poof~
Damn~~ gotta cover that abalone~
Even abalone doesn’t get banned huh haha
Dohee’s abalone must be chewy…
Mods don’t even know what abalone means lol
What?
Aba… lone? (TL: Abalone is a flattened spiral shell in this case referring to her vagina.)
‘No way...’
I instinctively look down and, right then, a gust of wind flutters my skirt, exposing everything down below.
Ah, abalone? Don’t tell me… Ah!?
The moment I realize what they meant by “abalone,” a flush of heat shoots up to my head.
“Ah...uh... I’ll... I’ll go change...”
Thinking I was gonna walk into the village like this... how stupid.
Why did I forget that even the same outfit looks totally different on men and women...
Has all the blood that was supposed to go to my brain been redirected to... meatier parts?
Just put your pants and underwear back on.
“Yes...”
lololol
She suddenly turned into a submissive girl
So obedient lololol
And like that, I follow the viewers’ advice and complete my disguise as an adventurer.