Chapters
- Chapter 30.1
- Chapter 29.2
- Chapter 29.1
- Chapter 28
- Chapter 27
- Chapter 26
- Chapter 25
- Chapter 24
- Chapter 23
- Chapter 22
- Chapter 21.2
- Chapter 21.1
- Chapter 20.2
- Chapter 20.1
- Chapter 19.2
- Chapter 19.1
- Chapter 18
- Chapter 17
- Chapter 16
- Chapter 15
- Chapter 14
- Chapter 13
- Chapter 12
- Chapter 11.2
- Chapter 11.1
- Chapter 10
- Chapter 9
- Chapter 8
- Chapter 7
- Chapter 6
- Chapter 5
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 0
Typography
I’ve Become an Onahole, But I’ll Still Climb The Tower - 17
Hissss!
“”Hehehehe!!””
The goblins, perhaps excited to see a human woman, rushed at me like mad, practically drooling, running frantically like dogs in heat.
“Hah... How dare mere goblins.”
This is an opportunity.
A chance to avenge the disgrace I suffered on the second floor.
Should I use a spear?
There's no need for a spear to handle goblins.
Screeech!!
The goblin that arrived first swung a dagger at my thigh, thinking it could overpower me.
I easily dodged and grabbed the goblin's hand, forcing it to stab itself in the stomach with its own dagger.
Thud!
The goblin collapsed with a bewildered expression, not even realizing what had happened.
I snatched its dagger and swiftly beheaded the two goblins charging from behind.
Swish!
A poisoned dart flew and lodged in my shoulder, but by now I was completely immune. It was as insignificant as a sharp needle, not worth worrying about.
‘Getting hit on the second floor was like getting a vaccination...’
If that incident on the second floor hadn't happened, I would have ended up as a breeding factory for goblin babies here, abused until death.
The goblins were slightly flustered when their vanguard was killed.
However, unable to overcome their instincts, they charged at me, staring blatantly at my chest and hips.
Slash! Swoosh!!
Daggers crossed each other.
But it's only the goblins that died.
I slaughtered the goblins unilaterally without allowing even a scratch.
Goblin blood and corpses flew through the air around me.
Grrreeee..
Keeeee...
As the bodies of dozens of goblins piled up around me, the remaining goblins started to flee, realizing they couldn't win.
"Where do you think you're going!!!"
I couldn't let these bastards leave so easily.
'You dare to try to devour me and then flee?!'
The nuance is a bit off, but nonetheless, it's about avenging my dignity!!
I picked up the goblins' daggers scattered around and started throwing them one by one like shurikens.
Thunk!! Thud!!
As I swung my arm, each fleeing goblin fell like targets being struck down.
"Kyahahahaha!! Die, all of you!!!!"
I ruthlessly kept killing until the goblins were out of range.
A little later, all I could see were goblin corpses everywhere.
"Phew... That was quite a stress relief."
???
I came because I heard there would be goblin smut content. Where are the goblins?
Hahaha
They're all dead at her feet....
Who's spreading fake commentary...
So, you're telling me Dohee's invasion plan was ruined by these puny creatures?
Oh no, my adult video...
I took off my pants, but I guess I'll put them back on....
What, is it over???
Viewers flocked in, having heard rumors of goblins reappearing.
"Did you really think I would lose to those pathetic creatures? Once might have been enough for that kind of nonsense, but not twice!!!!"
Ah, disappointing
Sigh, I guess I'll just go eat
It's over, I'm leaving, see ya
That's unfortunate
Dohee, you should've just gone along with it once, I'm in a hurry...
Hah, man... what a letdown
"Excuse me? Everyone who came to watch something weird, please leave!!!"
[Number of viewers: 122,586]
There were originally about 8,000 viewers, around 20,000 during the fight with the Guard Captain, and then the number skyrocketed to about 40,000 when rumors of the world's first SS-grade reward spread.
But as soon as goblins appeared, it suddenly surged past 100,000.
"Get out, you perverts!!!"
Who thinks this is a live AV shoot?
See you next time
Gonna have to watch the replay
Replay time go go
Hahahahaha
Yeah, watching yesterday's video will do~
"Ah... what time is it there now?"
It's 10 AM, but it's Sunday, lol
Everyone's so energetic~
"Sigh..."
With a small sigh, I start tidying up the scene.
The horse was injured in its leg but could walk without issue, and we also recovered the Guard Captain's corpse and spear.
"This is going to take a while. Should we chat on the way?"
Sure
Sounds good
First, congrats congrats
All the perverts are really gone;;
Dohee, 100,000 people disappeared....
It's just us again, haha
All those creeps really left;;
A little while later, "...And that's how I was able to win."
Ah, I understand perfectly!
???
Explain so we can understand
I'm in the middle of explaining the recent battle with the Guard Captain.
"Ahem... So, when you cover your body with aura, normal attacks don't work, right? You saw how my spear bounced off when I tried to exploit the gap earlier?"
Yes
"But the aura shield doesn't protect the inside. So, by shaking the inside of the head with a hit, the concentration breaks, and the aura shield dissipates. That's when I went boom!! wham!! stab!! and killed him."
Oh...
How did you know that?
I totally thought you'd lose
How did you beat an aura swordsman on the third floor, though, lol
Really, this is insanely difficult
Lee Dohee of all people, overcame it...
Boom wham stab, absolutely agree
Anyway, it's impressive that you neutralized the aura barehanded...
As I was reflecting on the battle,
Check out the replay views
Haha lol
"Why? How many are there?"
The replays of the Awakener streamers are automatically split by the system each time a floor is cleared. Naturally, Lee Dohee's second-floor video replay was also generated separately.
And the replay view count is a sum of the participants during the live stream and those who come to watch the replay...
10 million, congrats congrats congrats
10 million in a day? Even K-pop idols have nothing on you, lol
Did 1/5 of South Korea's population watch this?
Superstar Lee Dohee, lol
"What??? Did that many people really watch it?"
It's unbelievable.
When I leave the tower, will I be a superstar overnight?
But... is that really a good thing?
"Haa..."
Honestly, I'd love to just live inside this tower. But, to see the true ending on the fourth floor, there are things I need to prepare.
And…
Dohee, should we learn the secret technique for now?
Oh... that S-rank technique from Iren?
"Ah, the secret technique... no matter what, something like that is a bit..."
Let's learn it first. If we had it, we would have significantly boosted our stats during the Goblin fight.
Really, the secret technique has no faults.
It's not about doing that kind of thing; it's just preparing for unexpected situations.
Just in case something happens, right?
"Hmm... is that so?"
The argument is oddly convincing.
Should I learn it for now and use it only if a situation like the one on the second floor arises...
It's not about doing it for the stats, but if it happens unavoidably, you can at least get your stats up.
You've already been through something unfair; it's better than gaining nothing from it, right?
Maybe the increased stats will provide some comfort for your soul too.
These guys are really serious about the tower;;
Yeah, even if we don't go out of our way to do such things, having it is better than nothing.
The people saying these things here are truly my viewers. Most have icons next to their usernames signifying subscriptions, and high supporter icons are often visible too.
…The secret techniques are not at fault.
Come to think of it, learning it before going to the second floor might have provided tremendous benefits.
Moreover, even if you suffer something unfair and your mental state is wrecked, seeing your increased stats might offer some solace.
"Got it. I'll make sure to learn it once I'm out."
Anyway, the goal is the tower.
'Even if I endure such humiliation a few times, I just need to become stronger and return.'
Just then, the city comes into view.
The dawn light illuminates my path as if offering a blessing.
Upon entering the city, a system message arrives.
『You have cleared the third floor of the Tower of Trials. An additional reward for the true ending is granted』
"Oh, wow... indeed!!"
『Choose your SS-rank reward』
"Wow~~! This is insane, amazing!!"
What expression should I use for moments like this? Maybe I should say that as a woman, my womb is trembling? Anyway, I feel a sensation in my lower body, and dopamine is flooding out.
Wow
Damn, this is the first in the world, Dohee
Wow... so jealous
You must climb all the way to the top
Dohee, you're something else
They say tasting Dohee is delicious?
No wayㅋㅋㅋㅋ
First, things are a bit chaotic in the city, so I move to my private white room.
"Alright~~ everyone, quiet down! It's finally time to unlock the reward!"
The concept of the third-floor reward is called 'metamorphosis' or 'rebirth.'
What does that mean?
It means you can evolve your body according to your desired path of growth.
In my previous life, I chose the <Kienkopf Warrior Tribe Body> as my A-rank reward, which increased my strength, agility, and defense by 30% each. My appearance also changed slightly, but it was limited to changes in height or stature.
If you want a complete racial transformation, you can go to the higher levels to obtain it.
'I'm curious, what kind of reward does the SS-rank offer?'
There were five cards with a radiant purple edge.
The five cards, as large as my face, were still face-down, so I couldn't see the details.
"Shall we check each one from the left?"
With anticipation, I touched the cards, and detailed descriptions accompanied by illustrations were revealed.
The first card.
What first caught my eye was the high-quality illustration.
In the illustration, I was scantily clad, embracing my full-term pregnant belly lovingly.
<Mother of All Species>
The body of the creature that God used as a prototype before creating all beings.
A special stat [Fertility] is introduced, accelerating the growth rate of a child in the womb by a percentage.
No restriction on species. Able to conceive the child of any creature, and the grown child will become a hero of its species.
Strength and agility stats are permanently fixed at 2, and this value does not change under any circumstances.
Fertility: +300%
Defense: +1000%
Mana: +100%
"Uh... What is this?"
Hahaha
That's it
The illustration quality is unnecessarily high
Wow
Just pick it already!
I like pregnancy
Dohee, don't listen to the strange ones, that's a dud
No, no, no, no, no
Pick it now
It's just a breeding ground...
This is a dud.
The penalty for strength and agility is ridiculous.
The moment you choose that, you really become a machine that just gives birth to children.
"Alright! Unfortunately, the first one is a dud~~ Let's move on to the next!"
The second card.
Wearing scandalously skimpy outfits that barely cover the important parts, with horns on their heads and bat wings sprouting from their backs.
<Body of the Succubus Queen>
The body of 'Liliana,' who once rose to the position of Demon King in the past.
Creates the special stat [Vitality].
Stat increase is not possible through regular training, but it can be enhanced by the vitality stat.
Later, you can gain a chance for racial transformation and undergo a secondary awakening into a full succubus.
Mana: +200%
Strength: -20%
"What?! Why is it this kind of thing again?"
Of course, the bodies provided on the third floor are based on one's original body. But isn't this a bit too much?
Hahahahaha
Wow, that's amazing!
If you just do it, you can infinitely duplicate stats
It seems super broken, just pick it quickly
Wow… it's really good
Dohee, are you really going to choose that?
I'm not sure how effective vitality is, but it seems efficient, at least
"Uh, this is a bit... well, I'll look at the next one."
Right, there are still three left. No need to choose hastily.
'Please...'
The third card.
I see myself half-naked, spreading my legs wide open on my own.
A mysterious white substance is dripping down from the important part, and the illustration shows me smiling with my tongue out in a very happy expression.
"What the heck is this..."
<Immortal Onahole>
You won't die or age, no matter what happens.
All stats are fixed at 5 and don't change under any circumstances.
You can feel sexual arousal very easily, and intelligence significantly drops.
"Shit!!! What a stupid tower!"
Hahahahahaha
Wow... This girl even gets sexually harassed by the tower, haha
Information: The rewards on the third floor are based on the original body.
What
Right now, you mean Lee Dohee's body base is...
An Onahole body, though...
Hahaha, this is a total mess
Is this supposed to be SS-grade?
But why does it feel familiar?
This looks exactly like the expression Dohee made on the second floor
"What? When did I ever make such a vulgar face?!"
What nonsense!!
??
But it's true, isn't it?
Dohee, just admit it
Tens of thousands of people saw it, where are you trying to hide!
That's basically a snapshot of your face
Go watch the replay, haha
Wanna bet?
"......"
'Did I really look like that?'
It's hard to believe, but the fear of a sexual harassment barrage from the viewers makes it risky to deny it.
“Ahem... Let's move on for now, shall we? That one’s a dud~~"
Make sure to watch the replay, you b
*, hahaAhem... (message deleted)
“Ahem! That's not the problem right now!"
Yeah, the illustration isn't the issue right now. This is an SS-grade reward, and if I'm not careful, I might step into a trap.
'Please, please, please!!!'
The fourth card.
"Huh?"
It looks like a childhood version of this image. About ten years old maybe? My wide hips are gone and the chest is flat.
<Sylvarion's Manifestation>
The body used by the Great Spirit of Wind, Sylvarion, when descending to earth.
When applied, the body size is reduced, and in females, most curves disappear.
Agility: +100%
Strength: +30%
Mana: +50%
"Ohhh?! This is still...”
Look at those magnificent stat bonuses Besides, there's no need to do anything indecent, and the explanation is very clear.
‘The body shrinks? Curves disappear? Well, that's...’
But,
No, no, no, no, no
That's not okay
Dohee is just a child....
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Dohee, that's not it
Lol
Choosing that will make you lose your touch
Oh noooo!!!
That's really not it!!!!
“What? But so far, that's the best option...”
Damn, they said your chest should be stuck to you like gum!!!!
Lol
Our guild welcomes Lee Dohee's transformation
Get rid of those pedophiles!!
Aaaaah!!!
If you choose that, there's no reason to watch your stream, you idiot!
No, no, no, no, no
Loli Dohee lol
The resistance from the viewers is stronger than expected. Even those high in the donation rankings are trying to dissuade me with persistence.
“Ahem… Then, I'll reveal the last one first, and if it really doesn’t seem right, then I'll have to choose that.”
Just become a succubus instead
Really, lol
The fifth card.
I'm naked inside a test tube filled with a light green liquid.
<Elad's Homunculus Body>
Archmage Elad felt the limitations of storing mana in the heart and developed a new method which he implanted in his homunculus.
Mana is transferred to the chest instead of the heart, causing the side effect of a slight increase in chest size.
The amount of mana increases differently based on the existing chest size.
Mana: +578%
“Oh… Oh?”
Amazing.
Am I seeing this correctly?
"Five hundred seventy-eight percent... It's really percent, right?"
This is absurd. It's clearly an overpowered trait.
'Yes, this is what would justify being the world’s first SS-grade reward!!'
Wow...
This is it, Dohee, this one!!
Oh... does the chest get bigger?
How much bigger does it get?
Five hundred seventy-eight percent, holy shit, isn't that too broken?
If you're jealous, grow your chest too lol
Dohee regretting not choosing wizard now, huge thumbs up lol
I've never seen numbers like this before...
That's truly a trait not even forerunners have come across lol
In fact, there's no choice.
It's a pity that other stats don't increase, but this is exactly the kind of trait I wanted.
"There really is no choice but this one."
Although the other options are duds, I've never had a trait that goes ridiculously beyond 500% in my previous life.
The viewers in the chat mostly seem to agree, and I personally think this is the best trait.
Tap!
As I select the card to apply it, a white light envelops my body, and my physique begins to change.
"Oh... Whoa!!"
I feel a tingling sensation inside my chest as my mana shifts within me.
“Ah!”
Squeeze! Squeeze!!
I can feel the mana pushing the fat out from inside my chest and settling in. It's a strange sensation I've never experienced before.
And this feeling didn't last long,
[The physical application is complete]
With a neutral voice, the transformation of my body finished.
"Whew... Everyone, there's not much difference, right?"
Oh...
What was that moaning sound just now?
There's not much difference, really?
Seriously, it didn't grow as much as I thought it would
I thought it would turn into massive breasts, haha
It just got a bit bigger, yeah
It did grow.
That's the size needed so a baby doesn't starve
That's quite an attractive size...
Mana: 175.6
Just by breaking through the third level, I achieved a three-digit stat.