"No matter what, this is
just..."
"We can't eat
monsters..."
"Oh, just be quiet for a
moment."
First, I'll try boiling it.
It's not meat, so my skill doesn't work properly on it.
I lit a fire in my hand and
started to heat the crab shells. The sheer amount of internal organs
is overwhelming.
Should I at least add some
water?
If I had known it would come
to this, I would have studied a cookbook properly. I shoved ice into
the heating crab shell. As the ice melted, it started to turn into
water...
A fishy smell began to fill
the ice cave.
"Ugh."
"Brother, this seems a
bit..."
"It's just an experiment.
We have to eat, don't we?"
The concoction had started to
sizzle and boil, but I hesitated to taste it.
What the heck.
Why does it smell so fishy?
"Getting rid of the fishy
smell..."
If I can just get rid of the
fishy smell, it might be edible somehow.
Spice... maybe?
I glanced over at the Snake
Cult. Although there is an unspoken line, it's almost the first time
we've communicated outside of battle.
But so what?
I've even spoken with
Isabella!
I stood up decisively and
walked towards the Snake Cult. The Inquisitors blocked my path.
"Brother! Where are you
going?"
"Those are the evil
heretics!"
"We can only trust them
in battle!"
"Making this edible is
impossible for me to do alone! Please step back for a moment. You're
all too scared."
Ratatok smoothly pulled the
Inquisitors back. The look in his eyes as he gazed at me was filled
with immense trust.
"Leave the brother
alone."
"But... it's
dangerous..."
"He must have a plan."
The trust level feels like
it's skyrocketing, even breaking through the ceiling.
To have the trust of someone
as influential as Radatok.
My whole body tingles with
excitement.
"Excuse me."
The Snake Cult members, who
were sprawled out, flinched and immediately grabbed their weapons.
"Who?!"
As they saw me, they slowly
put their weapons back down.
"Ahem. What brings you
here?"
I've also built a considerable
amount of trust on this side. Unlike the hesitant other Inquisitors,
I had even openly helped them before.
"Is Priest Isabella
here?"
"Why is the Leader…"
"I'm trying to see if we
can eat this."
I casually held out a Crab
Shell. The Snake Cult member wrinkled their nose and covered their
face.
"Is that... food waste?"
"It's not that bad, okay?
Anyway, is Priest Isabella here?"
"What does that have to
do with the Leader?"
"It's related. You guys
have some spices among your food supplies, right?"
"..."
"Oh, come on, don't play
hard to get. Seriously. We're comrades who fight together, aren't we?
I know you've got more spices than actual food."
"How do you know that?"
"Priest Isabella always
brought some snacks along."
"...What?"
"Anyway, let's try to
cook this so we can all eat and survive."
"It's a monster..."
"Whether it's a monster
or not, it all looks the same once it's in your stomach."
"..."
Isabella joined the cooking
committee.
"You really..."
"Why, Noona?"
"Can't you address me
properly?"
Isabella cleared her throat,
lowering her tone in front of Radatok.
"I'll lend you the
spices. But there's a condition. We take half of the monster
carcass."
"Agreed. But..."
Radatok frowned.
"Can we even call this
cooking?"
A strong fishy smell wafted
up.
I took out some spices, the
ones that would counteract the strong fishy smell.
The first thing I pulled out
was a whole pepper.
"Isn't it a bit big to
just throw in?"
"I think we should grind
it..."
"I'll do it."
Isabella tossed the whole
pepper into the air. Her sword moved swiftly and sharply.
The powdered pepper was
scattered over the Crab Shell. As the pepper's aroma subdued the
fishy smell, breathing became noticeably easier.
"Phew."
Alright then, let's give it a
try...
"Who wants to taste it?"
"..."
"..."
Everyone caught in my gaze
quickly avoided eye contact. I casually pointed at one of the Snake
Cult members.
"Go ahead and try it."
"Wh-Why me!"
"The one who studies
cooking needs to survive until the end so everyone here can eat to
their fill!"
I scooped some broth into the
chopped crab shell and offered it.
"Please savor the taste
before you die."
"Before I die?! Did he
just say before I die?!"
"Oh, come on. Just eat
it."
"Surely, you won't
actually die."
"You bastards! You think
it's none of your business! No, no, nooo..."
I poured the broth into the
man's mouth. The eyes of the Snake Cult member widened.
"De...de..."
"Delicious?"
"Deliriously
disgustiiiiiing!!!"
The man's eyes rolled back,
and he rolled on the ground, drooling. He fainted right there.
Is it still lacking?
It seemed like the issue
wasn't just the fishy smell. It looks like the taste was a problem
too.
The Inquisitors quickly
treated him, and fortunately, it appeared that his life was not in
danger.
"What kind of taste could
make someone faint?"
"It's definitely
something we shouldn't eat."
"Could it be poisoned?"
The three of us whispered as
we threw in different spices this time.
"If we keep adding stuff,
it'll work out somehow."
People started dropping dead.
And in large numbers.
Hunger drives people insane.
It was a widely accepted truth.
We were slowly going mad. The
crab shells now just looked like chunks of food.
"Kill them!"
"We need to kill more to
conduct research!"
“Damn it! I'd rather die
than eat that crap!"
"Lobsters! Hunt the
lobsters too!"
"Those bastards might
taste better!"
"Don't let them take the
bodies after we take them down!"
The Inquisitors and the Snake
Cult's Paladins were increasingly working well together. They
naturally covered each other's backs now, almost like a single team.
I intensified my efforts in
cooking research. Fortunately, we still had a decent supply of
spices.
Though it seemed like we used
a lot, when we counted, it was only a small portion.
"Specimen 164..."
I scooped up some crab shell
and fed it to the Snake Cult follower next to me.
The man rolled his eyes back
and fainted.
"Recipe failed."
It had been nearly 20 days.
Yet, damn stage 3 had not appeared.
What on earth could have
happened? Had someone pre-fed that damned giant octopus?
There was no time to dwell on
these questions.
We were surviving on these
disgustingly tasteless crab shells.
The first goal was to make
this at least edible for humans.
Isabella muttered hopelessly.
Her eyes, having survived on the tasteless crab shells, were
unfocused.
"I'd rather die..."
Radatok stared blankly at the
wall. Each day, he spent more time on meaningless actions.
"Inquisitor... you
mustn't do this..."
The mysterious flavor of the
crab shell that could break down even the toughest willpower.
[The Sun God’s Prayer
activates.]
[Prevents mental
contamination.]
The only reason I hadn't
collapsed was because of this skill. My tongue was growing numb, but
I was still alive.
"Specimen... number
227..."
I altered the recipe once
again. And finally, I discovered it.
"Specimen number 328."
Standing before the dazzlingly
radiant crab shell, I felt tears welling up in my eyes.
"Su...ccess..."
[You have obtained the Seafood
Recipe (F).]
[The rank of the Seafood
Recipe (F) is increasing.]
[Seafood Recipe (B).]
[How could you make such
notoriously disgusting things taste like this?]
Slowly, I fed the astonished
Sun God Ra the food.
The right spices and the
precise intensity of the fire that only I could manage.
The taste of the crab shell
broth, crafted under the mysterious control of divine power, spread
all over my mouth.
"This is... this is!"
My whole body trembled as if
it would explode.
"It's... delicious!"
I immediately began
distribution. I first approached the crawling Isabella.
"Noona, try this."
"Please... stop the
torture..."
"Just try it first."
As soon as I slid it into her
mouth, Isabella's eyes changed.
She suddenly jumped up and
began devouring the crab shell.
"This is insane!! It's so
freaking delicious!!!"
Radatok was no different. He
clung to the crab shell, tears streaming down his face.
"Brother."
"Yes?"
"I will protect you no
matter what happens."
With just one dish, I had
secured a vow of loyalty. As expected, I'm amazing.
Watching the people I've saved
fills me with pride. But I can't stop here.
Smiling benevolently like a
saint, I personally grilled more crab shells for them. The members of
the Snake Cult, who were ravenously eating, began to call me Priest.
Recognition Up!
"Priest... ahh..."
"May the light shine...
on the Priest..."
Ra clicked her tongue at the
strange atmosphere.
[If Naga saw this, she would
be shocked.]
‘Isn't she watching right
now?’
[...Probably. It might be that
she can't make contact because of me.]
Ra whispered.
[She probably wants to thank
you. That Naga, as tough as she seems, has a surprisingly warm heart.
She must have felt sorry seeing Isabella dying.]
‘...And then?’
[I'll step aside for a moment.
Take care of Isabella. Though the sects dislike each other, it
doesn't really matter to us. She likely harbors no animosity towards
you. On the contrary…]
‘She wants to give me
something, right?’
[Exactly.]
Ra smiled darkly.
[We should take what we can
get.]
To save my world, don't I need
to make use of other gods as well?
‘Hehehe. As expected of my
god.
Demand all of the causality
she possesses. If we're lucky, we might be able to extract a holy
relic.’
[Naturally.]
Seeing the increasingly
cunning Sun God filled me with a sense of pride.
Yes!
That's the backup I need!
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